Tired is slow. Slow is dead.
If I reply with “oh” I either don’t give a fuck or I feel like i’ve been punched in the throat
BOYS AND GIRLS OF EVERY AGE
[SMASHES THROUGH YOUR WINDOW]
WOULDN’T YOU LIKE TO SEE SOMETHING STRANGE
[PUNCHES A WALL]
COME WITH US AND YOU WILL SEE
[BREAKS ALL OF YOUR ANTIQUE PHOTOS]
THIS OUR TOWN OF HALLOWEEN
Wait, you like Disney?
Aren’t you a little old to like Disney?
Is that a gun you’re pointing at my face?
Ladies and gentlemen, one of the world’s most pressing problems has finally been solved. There are now fully edible cupcake wrappers. Sorry to those of you who were hoping for world peace or Segway 2.
When ya grandma don’t put any money in ya birthday card